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get down tonight

Toy salesman

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

It is fun to learn.

you stole dog blood

Always thinking of this like they de-cuntified my girl

My go at the mighty cougar

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the world's most gaymer, rainbow dash, manages to survive the plague by being too epic

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

#i dont understand that the non genie interpretation is honestly

My BEST surgeon my MOST SKILLED surgeon my SURGEON WITH THE HIGHEST MEDICINE STAT just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row.

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

demon

run.

these guys were onto something i think

Saw this and i decided to make something with it, and well,,, Basically, I like to imagine that Herobrine, Alex, and Steve are actually gods, but they like to disguise themselves as humans for specific reasons. Alex and Steve often do it to see firsthand how the players' lives are going, while Herobrine is just there to cause terror and caos and scare players for fun, asdhsdaghasd thats all!!.