Meow

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Social Media As boyfriends:


Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram: Toxic, has over Paranoia, discards your opposing views, will accuse you of cheating, spies on you 24/7, knows everything about you because he used to stalk you, doesn't care about your feelings and would spit out harsh comments.


Telegram: Allows you to do whatever you want, but he is very suspicious, maybe, because he is a criminal in disguise, yet you don't care because he is the sweetest boyfriend in the world, and treats you like a queen.


Character AI: Was really caring at first, however, over time, he began to become lazy and stopped improving himself, and also he hates violence and is an asexual.


Janitor AI: Slut.


Wattpad: You hate and love him at the same time, but in reality, you are only with him for fame.


Ao3: He loves you despite not always being by your side, and he accepts you for you even if you were weird and creepy, he doesn't mind at all.


Twitter/X: You asked him to change, but he changed to the worst.


Youtube VS Tiktok: Both fight for your attention, they will take desperate measures to make you theirs and love them only.


Tumblr: the best out of them ' I' m not saying that under the threat of gun'

bonus point : insta is a racist who had a gore phase