'leather lesbians with a punk look at the sydney gay and lesbian mardi gras,' by photographer c. moore hardy, 1995.

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

"And this time I'll make sure I'm quiet - we don't want to disturb your rest."

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

and tiger duties

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so obsessed with these new Araki drawings oh my god

2026 New Year's illustration and greeting from Hirohiko Araki.

I thought this was a reference to the upcoming SBR anime adaptation, turns out it's the year of the horse...which is a rather fitting sign.

they put melinoë on the freaking battlefield

this fanfic shit easy as hell

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

Unofficial Autism Post

heated rivalry + text posts // part three.

Love the warcrime man and his boons

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

A couple of people have talked about how married they were when Shane wouldn’t let Ilya carry his own bag at the cottage but their first actual already-married moment was when Shane said he could “smell the cigarette from here” and Ilya let out an exasperated breath and said “I had one.” What do you mean he defended himself like he even had to. What do you mean he revealed he’s trying to smoke less for Shane. He went from “…Okay” (a clear idgaf if I’m not supposed to smoke here and who do you think you are for telling me I can’t) in ep. 1 to “I had one” in ep. 2 lmao he was already a goner by their third hookup.

Fishing with Uncle Poseidon 🎣 By Hikari Toriumi, a story artist at Walt Disney Animation Studios