Started watching Hannibal…

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

Me (doing archery): shoots arrows all in the centre of the target

Me (to myself): this is great I’m going to get a good grade in being an upper Palaeolithic hunter, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

I bet you feel silly now

God’s favorite princess

my biggest turn on is knowing that i’m turning you on

!!!!!!!!

not to be kinky or anything, but would you maybe wanna sit on the back of my horse with your arms wrapped around my torso while we ride by a river like actual cowboys and you keep all the flowers i had to stop to pick for you even with all the dirt in it?

i may feel ugly, but there’s a butch somewhere out there who thinks i’m the most perfect angel on earth

i never learn unfortunately 🙂‍↕️

I LOVE BUGS

Reblog if you want a BUG in your inbox with or without the scientific name and a fun fact

netflix and. . rest your head on my chest while i run my fingers through your hair continuously

Thinking about them today ❤️💙