toaster-os:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

tatzelwurming:

fuckedelf:

tatzelwurming:

we’re well into january we need to put fuckedelf back into the christmas decoration box

Dont forget me

i would do anything to forget you you son of a bitch

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

eroscestlavie:

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

deepseasmetro:

deepseasmetro:

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

dogpuppy:

bagofbonesmp3:

was anyone else named Lestat or just him

praziluk:

Grab somebody sexy tell them Help

greelin:

i’m sincerely always saying this

iminsaneandcrazygirl420420:

Hi for the love of god hello

fireball-me:

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”

vhs-dvd-comboplayer:

birdbigbutch:

maykitz:

you stole dog blood

wikicamp2:

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

ryu1964:

delmondo:

moonlandingwasfaked:

delmondo:

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

again-please:

kitten i’ll be honest daddy isn’t sure he’s cut out for full time employment