I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

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Is this how you roll?

"hey, grug, what's up?"

"oh, hey, ogg. just drawing some horses again."

"wow, grug, those horses look really great!"

"you always say that, but honestly I dunno. I feel like I'm not as good at drawing horses as I want to be."

"well I think your horses look very good. and I hope that maybe someday you'll think so too."

"yeah... maybe."

"you wanna go hunt a mammoth? we're running low on the everything that we make out of mammoth."

"okay :)"

[one hundred generations pass]

[nobody remembers]

[one hundred generations pass]

[nobody remembers]

[one hundred generations pass]

[nobody remembers]

[one hundred generations pass]

[nobody remembers]

[one hundred generations pass]

[nobody remembers]

[one hundred generations pass]

"whoa dave come look! I just discovered some cave paintings!"

"wow, is that horses?"

"yeah, it's horses!"

"wow that's so cool! they look just like horses!"

"it's amazing!"

"boil him in oil" fuck off you're frying him. You expect me to believe you're getting that oil above its boiling temp? That much of it? By heating it with fucking charcoal? And you're not melting the cauldron?

That oil is NOT boiling, you are not boiling that man. You are frying him.

"I'm not boiling the oil but I'm boiling him because the water in his body -- " SO DOES THE WATER IN A CHICKEN WING WHEN I STICK IT IN THE DEEP FRYER, BUT WE DON'T CALL IT DEEP BOILED CHICKEN WINGS, DO WE? Have some fucking linguistic standards. Fry That Man.

Unfortunately true story

the thing about "just say you have a boyfriend to make that guy leave you alone" and "just say you are a couple so you can get that apartment" and "just marry your friend for tax benefits" is that they aren't actually solutions to any of the underlying problems, and I'm tired with the discussion always ending there. No please keep going and explain why being in a relationship would solve these issues and why you think that isn't actually a problem?

starting the year off strong

something funny about streaming as a system is that sometimes ill see art referencing something we did on stream with ZERO context and just have to roll with it. why was Mel freaked out over a bunch of sticks?? who knows. what the hell happened in maid dresses yesterday??? couldn't tell you lmao

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

does anybody even have a 9-5 anymore. at some point they started making you work 8 hours not including your lunch break so it's all 9-5:30s and 9-6s and we should have killed them for it

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I love it when people are mean to Richard Siken.

Hes so insufferable I don't know what you people see in a white dude like this

I went to look up what sparked this because I deleted reddit and I miss watching people be mean to eachother and:

??? What a massive fucking loser??? Like girl you got on a public platform as a public figure and announced you were watching a show and now you're mad people know you're watching a show??

It's giving this post -

Except Sarah Joy has the excuse of not having literally over 70k people she's actively broadcasting her crochet project to???

There's also this, which he's copy-pasting in response to anyone who's critical of him in his replies, which -

A) if you think it's parasocial when people reply to you a public social media platform then what is this behaviour (pooja)??

B) there's a lot of ways to say "I don't want to talk about shows I'm watching". Publicly announcing what show you're watching to 70k people isn't one of them.

Also this;

"I'm not mean! Google's AI overview said so!!"

Also can I say it's weird that he finds it parasocial for people to ask him about shows he talks about watching.

But he doesn't seem to any parasocial behaviour in the people defending him and putting him on a pedestal and calling him perfect? Could it be that this was never about parasocial fans and always about being able to use your position as a public figure to be cruel to people?