Reblogged
Read an article about someone who was trying to be cute and using AI (gag me) to see if it would help them pick an NHL team to root for (spolier alert: it did not. who would've guessed). To combat this techbro thinking, I have complied an incomplete list of acceptable ways to pick an NHL team to root for:
- Generational Trauma (i.e. your parent(s) infected you with this team)
- That one friend (or mutual) who believes misery loves company and you were the one who caved (no suing them isn't possible)
- Geography fucked you over
- You think you'd look cute in the team colors
- The social media team is on point
- Living the Hater life (i.e. the enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.)
- You put pictures of all the team's logos on a wall and threw a dart
- They have the exact right amount of Drama to Skill ratio to keep you hooked
- You imprinted on one of these losers accidentally and now you care about the whole circus
- Gritty
