vaporwavesimulator:

*vomits black goo for like five minutes* oh shit hey! i didnt know youd be here so early

raakhti:

this is killing me

giftofgabber:

Just got beast-mode activated off the smell of bergamot

normalwomansstuff-deactivated20:

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM…CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

hb-not-the-pencil:

microsff:

“Listen,” one guard said, “I know we have only just met-”

“No,” the other guard said, “we’ve worked together for years!”

“-but you can trust me when I say-”

“I can’t, you have the curse that’s opposite from mine!”

“I don’t care for you at all.”

“Well, I… oh… I love you too.”

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

cosmicanger:

Flower Nails by Masaharu Ono

fatestayyuri:

i know why they don’t do it but i really would like a proper block function on youtube. not just the “don’t recommend me this video for the next 2 days if you feel like it🥺” function that exists i mean never seeing that channel ever again. no videos no collabs with other channels just completely blasted out of existence

angelicdust:

thisisforeddie:

threedollarsdotcom:

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

innerchildabortionclinic:

if cats don’t want to be grabbed and cuddled they need to stop being such optimal size and shape for that activity