royalwriter

eraserheadadult:
cars are so much scarier than planes. i’ve literally never been afraid on an airplane like first of all being on a plane is fun. second of all you’re in a big as fuck vehicle with no other vehicles around for miles and the person at the wheel is a professional and not just Some Guy. one time i was getting a ride home from a nonbinary friend of a friend who was driving very erratically down the highway at 1am and they said to me unprompted “i have ocd so i only drive at speeds that are multiples of five”
this was years ago but i ran into them again at a party and they didn’t recognize me (transition) so they started hitting on me and wouldnt stop talking to me about criminal minds yaoi. and i’ve never had this happen with an airline pilot, at least not an openly airline pilot

villainessbian:

pan before meat, it cooks nice and neat
meat before pan, are you a fucking idiot

movementnudge:

Movement nudge! Just do something!
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Not gonna lie. Everytime I see her face on my insta feed, I immediately get up and do something. She has me trained.

pwhl-mybeloved:

Anonymous Asked

Question

Can you draw Zelda movie Zelda?

Answer

desmess:

I reallyyyy want to draw her since a long time ago idk why it did not happen.
Thank you for asking this anon! I’m super excited for Zelder movie

cogumellow:

amongst appalachia // west virginia, usa // 2015 // ©

may12324:

Its been a while since i have stayed up past midnight to read a book. But when you have a beefy queer monster hunter? Hmmmmm…. then I dont need much persuading

thegeekstressart:

I live by the motto, “if you can’t buy what you want, make it.” And this motto came to life recently in the form of a floral mosaic dining table for my back deck.
Our deck table had been showing its age already when the wind caught the umbrella and cracked it. I wanted to replace it with a mosaic table because I’d been enjoying that art form recently. But I couldn’t get one the size I wanted so I got creative.
I spent a few weeks looking for tile and figuring out a very loose design concept. I started by picking a limited set of tile shapes and a color palette.
Once the tiles arrived I had a piece of particle board cut to size for the base and I experimented with different motifs until I settled on a selection of floral shapes that gave me plenty of variety to fill space without locking me into one repeating pattern.
And then I was off! I basically doodled my way around the table, attaching tiles with Weld Bond (I went through 4 full bottles!) and rocking out to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.
Once the florals were done it was time for the background…
Over 3,800 1cm glass tiles make up the not-design part of the design. It went pretty quickly though because I just had to fill the space, leaving room for grout.
Once I had the tile done, my husband assisted with disassembly and reassembly. We used the legs off the original table for this one (waste not).
One huge bucket of black grout later…
She is finished.
I enjoyed making it and just looking at it makes me so happy - I can’t wait for all the dinners we’ll have around this table 🌼❤️