i need a big sister to come lay on me while we watch TV and maybe we make out a bit but that's not the point the point is that i'm tired and lonely and would like my big sister here with me

masturbating in bed and my sledge hammer is leaning against the foot of the bed and mid-gasping mid-moaning i found my toes wrapping around its handle and girls i gave my sledge hammer a footjob while cumming

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

i need to stop getting myself into three and four and five text convos at the same timeee 😭i need a clone who i can employ to respond to my friends just as i would and then we would do secret things also but thats not relevant to the world of this post so i shant mention it further.

can never fuckifn win around this damn place.

just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

bottoms when

the thing with romance for me is that you need to convince me through behavior and dialogue that the characters enjoy spending time with each other and seek each other out. even with enemies to lovers a foundation of mutual respect goes a long way. you can be like "he's the youngest ever general of the dragon slaying guild and I'm secretly a dragon, but he's the best swordsman I've ever fought and our sparring matches are the only thing that make me feel alive ever since my family was killed." if he implies something similar then bam, you have a reason for the two of them to hang out even though one of them knows it's dangerous. you can't be like "he's a dragon slayer and he's mean to me all the time but the flex of his arms when he swings his sword is just too sexy." it does not matter how many times you have your protagonist say "I shouldn't be drawn to him... but I am" if you never show a real moment of connection between them that draws them together

let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry

universal experiences

please call me Mr. Narrator... Unreliable was my fathers name

give your freckled characters some heart shaped freckles. itll heal you

itll heal you

Getting off to my own girlsmell

can i come over and do this

its been 9 years and I'm still obsessed with this line read