btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

i’m always rooting

for two girls to kiss that’s just

what’s in my nature

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yaypilled and yippeemaxxing

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

A bee girl would probably say “in my bumble opinion”

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

The Rescuers live action adaptation looks good as hell actually

[Image description: a tweet from Doctor Donna Kean which says:

‘I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat’

Underneath is a photo of a rat in a backpack standing up to receive food from a syringe.

End description]

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

how it all feels lately

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.