I don't even know what I'm saying

gothiccharmschool:

jabberwockypie:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

zaricats:

i know emerald fennel is basically just a provocateur at this point but this is taking me out

*plastic crinkling audibly* heathcliff it’s me

Wait, this is from the upcoming Wuthering Heights movie?!?! Oh, this is going to be gloriously unhinged and nothing like the novel. I can’t wait.

the-merry-otter:

The best thing about having a partner who also does medieval reenactment is that you can text them like “do you want a sexy leg pic 😏” and when they obviously go “of course” you send them a close up of a really nice piece of leg armour. And then they aren’t even mad and go “yeah that is sexy as hell, thank you.”

heartwarminganimals:

Photos by rikunow on twitter

ass-watcher111:

melancholic-pigeon:

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

rosesinspirationandreference:

🍀 21 Plot Twist Ideas 🍀

Stuck on your WIP? Unsure of how a scene should go? Feel as though your story is lacking substance? Enduring with the frustrations of writer’s block?

Why not try throwing in a plot twist?

1. A messenger brings bad news
2. Something important is stolen
3. Someone vanishes without a trace
4. An important item is damaged
5. Protagonist recognizes a face in the crowd
6. Someone seems to intentionally fail
7. Protagonist finds an item thought lost
8. A charitable act has a harmful result
9. A cruel act has a beneficial outcome
10. Someone unexpectedly returns the favour
11. A raging storm moves across town
12. A gift makes a character the target of a murderer
13. A fallen enemy makes one last attack
14. Only one character in danger can be saved
15. An enemy saves the life of Protagonist’s friend
16. A will from a long-lost relative appears
17. A secret rival seeks to replace Protagonist
18. A thief makes Protagonist their next target
19. An obscure law suddenly becomes important
20. Strangers mistake Protagonist for a fugitive
21. A tool breaks when needed most

fallowthistlefield:

amemait:

earhartsease:

patrochilles-or-bust:

catasters:

We’ve found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

Brain Cells Georg

Yes. YES!

The Tiger is Out!

@breelandwalker, @gothiccharmschool

depsidase:

gailcarriger:

dare-to-dm:

Just had the wildest experience with a door to door solicitor.

I have a friend who lives down the block from me, and I drove her to the hospital today for a procedure. When I got her home, we had some lunch together, and a guy comes knocking on the door representing a new internet provider.

My friend can’t really stand up at this point, so she asks me to deal with it. I politely listen to about one sentence of his spiel before letting him know that the owner isn’t interested.

Anyway, afterwards I run some paint supplies that my friend had borrowed across the street to another friend who lives nearby. She runs a small dog rescue out of her home. So when the doorbell rings and she’s dealing with a dog issue, she asks me to answer it. So I do, accompanied by the cacophony of a dozen reactive dogs. It’s the same guy, who gives me a bewildered look. I let him know that I’m just there to help out, but that I happen to know the actual owners are happy with their current internet provider.

A little bit later I return to my own house. Only to find the exact same guy on our front porch trying to talk to my husband, who is currently also on a work call. My spouse gives me a frantic look and I’m like “I got this”. At this point I’m pretty sure this guy is worried that I might be stalking him or that I just like breaking into people’s houses. I tell him that I actually am the owner this time, and if he had a flier I would be more than happy to look over it.

He didn’t have a flier so I sent him packing. Anyway, it’s fun being friends with your neighbors!

amused to think of this as a kind of fae trick

aolihui: