| date 2022-02-26; time 12:14:41; notes 37; | Link |
we got shower crayons
| date 2026-01-16; time 20:46:33; notes 4642; | Link |
at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck
| date 2026-01-16; time 20:43:47; notes 14536; | Link |
| date 2026-01-16; time 20:17:41; notes 364286; | Link |
imagine showing people your bravest most noble knight and he falls over in front of everyone sounding like pots and pans crashing to the floor
| date 2026-01-16; time 18:09:46; notes 10298; | Link |
nothing bullies me more than my own brain
| date 2026-01-16; time 17:55:22; notes 307; | Link |
I made a little insignia for the inside of my kids book so that even if you don’t know me personally, you can confirm my feelings on the subject.
book is going to be called “K is for Kimmeridgebrachypteraeschnidium”, it’s an alphabet book but all of the letters are humorously long scientific names (with translations). I’m setting it up via ingram spark so it will hopefully be available online as print on demand!
| date 2026-01-16; time 16:11:11; notes 1030; | Link |
Wishing all amab nb people who don’t perform the femininity or androgyny that people expect from non-cis amab people a very nice Friday.
| date 2026-01-16; time 16:10:32; notes 16909; | Link |
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
| date 2026-01-16; time 15:53:25; notes 52042; | Link |
Hey sorry I didn’t talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast
| date 2026-01-16; time 15:50:13; notes 76589; | Link |
hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate:
Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?
| date 2026-01-16; time 15:50:09; notes 31804; | Link |
They Call Them Broad Shouldwrs Because They’re For Women
| date 2026-01-16; time 15:49:40; notes 1264; | Link |
















