savyir-genesizz-the-wizard:

@rusty-bucket ’s titan! :)

pnglove:

stitchposts:

squeakitties:

we got shower crayons

ALT

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck

evilwizard:

kaijuno:

sigmachad:

milf-adjacent:

gucci-minh:

cobaltdays:

seraphsfire:

seraphsfire:

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

i have to do all the work around here

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

He had to fight his way to the top

sspoike:

imagine showing people your bravest most noble knight and he falls over in front of everyone sounding like pots and pans crashing to the floor

persianmom:

kaay-tastrophee:

nothing bullies me more than my own brain

mossworm:

mossworm:

ALT

I made a little insignia for the inside of my kids book so that even if you don’t know me personally, you can confirm my feelings on the subject.

book is going to be called “K is for Kimmeridgebrachypteraeschnidium”, it’s an alphabet book but all of the letters are humorously long scientific names (with translations). I’m setting it up via ingram spark so it will hopefully be available online as print on demand!

socialistexan:

Wishing all amab nb people who don’t perform the femininity or androgyny that people expect from non-cis amab people a very nice Friday.

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

longnuts:

Hey sorry I didn’t talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate:

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

life-spasm:

They Call Them Broad Shouldwrs Because They’re For Women