I genuinely love how Benoit Blanc gives permission/encouragement to the truly good person at the end of each movie.

Benoit to Marta: Personally, I don’t think you should give a single red dime to any of the Thrombeys, but it’s your money, not mine.

Benoit to Jud: I saw no diamond. Whatever you choose to do or not do with some hypothetical diamond has nothing to do with me, because I saw nothing.

Benoit to Helen: *hands her highly combustible fuel* Burn it all down.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

everythings okay btw. im just bumemd that the greater scientific community has once again rejected the blinding truth of the Infinite Animals Theory

lets! go! per! verts! clap! clap! clapclapclap!

The fighting perverts

sen so ry pleasure