Work is really grinding me down to nothing these days, so sharing this even though it's silly: I accidentally found a jump puzzle in Empyreum while looking for fun spots to gpose for a future glamuary prompt.

I genuinely dislike jump puzzles. Like, a lot a lot. They stress me out so much, and for no reason. But I decided to try this one in spite of that—mainly in hopes of finding a better screenshot background—and... somehow, somehow, after falling an awful lot, I actually made it to the top?

Kinda proud of me. I deserve this silly little win. And look how happy she is! She makes me smile. ♥

Anyway, hope folks like this view, 'cause it's gonna show up a few times around here. :D :D :D (To be explicitly clear, it'll show up again because I took a lot of pictures up here. Not because I'm ever willingly jumping this dang thing again, egads.)

All ready for M9S! It's my first time ever raiding on release! Gonna post my themed outfits/gposes along with the boss in question :3

First up: Vamp Fatale

We did it!!! Did get a week 1 clear with a sub, but week 2 we had everyone in the static!

God I love Apothecary Diaries. Maomao is like a dog with a mouth full of Lego bricks to me. Babygirl don’t eat that

So imagine you go to a brothel and when you get there it’s full of beautiful women but then also there’s this dog. And when you ask “hey what’s with the dog” they’re like oh the dog, we love the dog, everybody loves the dog, the dog collects rocks from the yard. And you’re like “okay” but later you find the dog gathering piles of rocks and cementing them into a beautiful river-stone wall to protect the building. And you’re like “I didn’t even know dogs could do that”. And they’re like “that’s nothing, check this out” and then the dog starts doing multiplication with the rocks. You’re like “what the fuck” and they go “nahh she’s just getting started”. And they start giving the dog complex mathematical formulas that the dog answers by laying out the rocks. And you go “holy shit that’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen”. And they go “it’s the smartest dog in the world” and you’re like “wow that’s amazing”. And then you look outside and the dog is eating the rocks. And you’re like “can the dog eat rocks?”. And they’re like “no”

One day you find out the dog went missing. “We don’t know where the dog went but we miss the dog”, the beautiful women tell you. A year later the dog comes back. The dog is accompanied by the Duke of wales. “My gardener stole this dog but now I would like to buy it”, he says. “The dog has built me a beautiful castle and solved the viscount’s mysterious murder.” You aren’t sure how the dog did that by stacking rocks but you’re still incredibly impressed. The beautiful women are so happy to see the dog again. “Did you know that the dog can ride a bike?” The Duke asks. You look at the dog. The dog is obviously concealing a mouth full of gravel

This is the post that enticed me to watch apothecary diaries and now that I am watching apothecary diaries I am constantly pointing at the very deliberately cat-coded character, whose name is 'cat-cat', and shouting 'this dog can EAT ROCKS?'.

wash him he smely

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

now that ive finished the question arcs can we talk about the abusive gap in drip here

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

As this becomes more popular knowledge, dick owners, remember to mix up your moan timing and for the love of God if she gives you a countdown do not follow instructions

Unless you're into that, then do the countdown yourself

As this becomes more popular knowledge, dick owners, remember to mix up your moan and thrust timings and for the love of God if she gives you a countdown do not follow instructions

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

Canadian Nightmare

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

Woo woo, motherfucker!

@a-mahariels-travels

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

sleeping next to someone is honestly the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you best feeling in the world

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