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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

If you mess up a social interaction you can say “Failed Experiment” and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

posted 16 hours ago on 21.1.2026 with 125,161 notes
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babtest:

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: “Now there’s some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her,” and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, “but remember, it’s just Nina. She’s pretending to be scary.”

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don’t worry, thats just Doug!

posted 1 day ago on 20.1.2026 with 91,669 notes
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evidently-endless:

where would we be without tag wranglers. this links to ‘not canon compliant’. ao3 volunteers i am kissing you on the lips

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posted 2 days ago on 19.1.2026 with 39,502 notes
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tealfruitarts:

tealfruitarts:

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do you think toby ever got inspiration from his fans

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he deserves to feel cute after all his hard work

posted 3 days ago on 18.1.2026 with 53,866 notes
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twocubes:

“Ok, ma'am that’ll be 226.03$.”

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There’s a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

posted 4 days ago on 17.1.2026 with 153,965 notes
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bi-astolfo:

Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.

Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.

(Source: youtu.be)

posted 5 days ago on 16.1.2026 with 29,216 notes
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halberdbooks:

vamptits:

don’t ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you’re a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Yeah

posted 6 days ago on 15.1.2026 with 130,309 notes
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w0nderland42:

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1989. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

posted 1 week ago on 14.1.2026 with 55,179 notes
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bundibird:

queen-of-hearts92:

messygoku:

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry “can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I’m DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC”

what then

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Important addition:

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Reminder that “separating the art from the artist” is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

posted 1 week ago on 13.1.2026 with 94,625 notes
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servalias:

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

posted 1 week ago on 12.1.2026 with 455,790 notes
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wetwareproblem:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

zoglin:

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

Computer games are fantastic

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The best part about this: RDR2 horses are smart. If you don’t steer them, they will never hit a tree.

posted 1 week ago on 11.1.2026 with 109,445 notes
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lurks-no-more:

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I think we could all use some extra potato luck in these trying times.

posted 1 week ago on 10.1.2026 with 1,178,376 notes
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