you have to go outside or you will forget what women look like and before you go “this is about nerds and anime women I don’t need this information” you do okay because this is about filters, AI, algorithms, Instagram, tiktoks, shorts, etc you are being given a barrage of the most statistically pleasing facial structures through a machine built to learn and return the optimal image to keep you engaged longer some women do in fact look like the goddess Aphrodite but the machine is giving you 10,000 of them in short order you were not meant to see that many you were meant to go to the walmart to get a 10 pack of hanes underwear and see a slightly tired mom with an absolute shelf for a butt and thank the heavens you were born in just the right time to live to witness her
Average Scarlet Hollow dev update is like: Hey everyone Tony and Abby here to let you all know that we’re still working in the next chapter. The script is currently 280,000 words long (likely going to be at least 50,000 more by the next update) and the grand total is 1,500,000 words long. This is because we have to account for all the branching pathways that consider literally every little choice you make so we gotta consider what it’s like for a comp-sci major living in an apartment with a cat (which they can talk to because of weird powers) that’s just been cursed to be 10 years older to interact with a band of rats (which gives you a line of dialogue only maybe 0.1% of players will ever see). Abby has been hard at work drawing 86 new backgrounds and new 827 sprites (yes including the stuff for the gilf and various monster romance routes) and Brandon has made 15 new tracks of the most haunting music you’ve ever heard. We’ve been having lots of fun and hope you’re all doing well with the wait!!
*soda jerk pouring me a giant glass of coke in a frosty glass, perfect dome of ice cream plopped on top with a long pink silly straw sticking out the top* * I take one big sip and nearly throw up, acrid acidic flavor coating my mouth*
*soda jerk looks at me* disgusting right? thats because I hate doing it, and I hope it hurt you
theres a moral here but many of your eyes are too clouded to see
i like that you live in a toon world thats really hostile to you
Lot of talk about “slop” not so much about “troughs” (for the slop. Like a pig). Many accounts are troughs. Sometimes entire platforms are troughs. Platforms will try to add a trough subplatform, and direct you towards it, so you spend all your time eating slop. Beware the trough
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison
watching a youtube video about the locked tomb and the guy presenting it is saying “harrowhark is a character it took me a bit to find palatable at first” meanwhile this is him
Considering Glarthir is the most popularly viewed NPC article by far, Glarthir was in fact completely right. There was a giant unseen network of people spying on him and observing every aspect of his life. It was us. He just couldn’t conceive of its true nature.
i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
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