And this concludes Honey! This comic was made a year ago, I’m glad it’s all out now. Thank you for reading, and for all the nice tags and comments you’ve left!
Oh boy, I get to chaotically stumble in trying to explain PNG dragon game meme history, bear with me.
So back in 2021, Flight Rising had a site event called Dustcarve Dig which eventually led to the reveal of a new modern dragon breed, the Obelisk (modern dragon releases are bigger events than ancient dragon releases which drop every 6 months or so but we don’t have time for that ‐). In the meantime, a joke started that we would instead find humans, which led to this historic post/image
One mockup of a stock model in a suit led to an icon
Anyways, the joke popped off and eventually led to the main site forums, and before the irony could turn into actual sincere desire for humans to be added to the site, the mods had to make it clear
Lore-wise and site-wise, humans will never exist in Sornieth (if you don’t count the bipedal species that lived during the Second Age, but they all died when their magical nuclear reactor blew up and we don'thave time for this –), with the closest things we’ll get being the beastclans that have human characteristics (centaurs, maren, harpies, etc).
But we still live in hope
So it’s become tradition at this point to say that every anniversary or site event, they’ll finally drop Thomas and make him canon
Pretty sure I mucked up some info, so other FR users feel free to correct me or mention stuff I forgot
Worldcat is my bestie and my one true love!! Not only does it tell you what library a book is at, but it also price compares different used book sites against each other for easy view! It’s how I got Tarot For the Master for $10!!
Oh, and since I have your attention: z-library (books and textbooks) and sci-hub (gatekept scientific journal articles.) I just ripped a textbook for class off z-library and snatched a required reading from sci-hub. Life is good and education should be accessible at every stage and station of life.
In light of Brian Thompson being shot dead on my birthday (🎉🥳🎂) I’d like to share a personal story about UnitedHealthcare.
During the peak of COVID, my family all got sick. I couldn’t be on my parents’ insurance because they were both older and on Medicare. So, I had insurance through my University: UnitedHealthcare.
For some reason, rather than roll-over each year, I got a new plan each year that ended after May and didn’t start until August, so I was uninsured for the summer months, but it was a weird situation that the university denied, and told us we were supposed to be insured year-round, it was messy.
Both of my parents went to the hospital, and I got sick too. I had to take care of my pets, and myself, and try to stay alive and keep my pets alive when I was so weak I could hardly move. When my parents came home, my condition got dramatically worse (I think my body knew it couldn’t give out, because there was nobody to take care of me, so once my parents were okay, it completely crashed and failed.)
I started experiencing emergency symptoms. It was a bit hard to breathe, my chest hurt, and I was extremely delirious. I wanted to call my insurance to see if I was covered (this was during the summer) and I was connected to some nice person, probably making minimum wage, who told me with caution in her voice that my plan was expired. I had no active insurance, but she urged me to go to an emergency room. I remember saying something to the effect of “You just told me I don’t have insurance, I can’t go to the hospital, I can’t afford it.”
She sounded so genuinely worried and scared. I remember she said “You really don’t sound good, you sound really sick, please call 9-1-1” and I think I just said “I can’t afford it without insurance, don’t worry, I think I’ll be okay.”
And she paused and said “I don’t want to hang up the phone with you like this.” And it sounded like she was holding back tears. And I don’t remember what I said, I think that I would be okay, and I hung up.
I still think about her. I wonder if that phone call haunted her, or if she had dozens of calls like that a day. I wonder if she thinks about it at all, if she wonders if I died after she told me I didn’t have insurance and therefore couldn’t go to the hospital without incurring a tremendous financial burden. I wonder if she feels guilt or blame– of course she shouldn’t, it wouldn’t have been her fault if anything had happened to me. Maybe it’s self-centered to wonder if she thinks about it. I’m not the main character and it was just her job. But, still.
I think about how evil it was that we were put in that situation. Because offering year-long continuous coverage through the university plan would maybe cut into profits, maybe not benefit shareholders enough, maybe cut into Thompson’s $10 million salary. While his minimum wage administrators have to feel afraid to hang up the phone, because on the other line someone might be dying, and they wouldn’t know. While his patients hang up and decide to take their chances rather than put their family through that trauma.
This is UnitedHealthcare. This is Brian Thompson’s legacy. This is why, understandably, an entire nation is jubilant that he was gunned down like the vermin he was. I don’t care about his widow. I feel pity for his children, despite the fact that they will inherit millions, but I feel more pity for the children of his victims patients who are gone because they didn’t want THEIR children to inherit crippling debt. Brian Thompson got what he fucking deserved. I pray that he not be the only one. I pray for continued safety, peace , and anonymity for his killer.
