SaganaRojanaOlt

writing-prompt-s:

“I wish I was always right.” “OK you have two wishes left.” “No, I have three.” There is a moment of acknowledgment between you and the genie. “Alright. I can play that game.” thinks the genie before internally activating monkeys paw mode. “What’s your next wish?”

yetanothergreyjedi:

boybeetles:
boybeetles:
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

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dumbtrannybitch:

scifinut:
themythicalcodfish:
luminouslumity:
CUT THAT OUT DAMNIT
Wait, so now he’s throwing chocolate POTTERY?
Like, yeah, okay, we know he can make fruit out of pastry and chocolate. We know about the woodworking. Whatever the magic he has with making living creatures and actual pools of water out of chocolate end up being.
BUT POTTERY?!
I rhink we should all just be greatful he works with choclate and not like, making Biogenic weapons from Star Trek real

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hiveswap:

hiveswap:
hiveswap:
laughing-instead-of-crying:
hiveswap:
I dislike that google translate picks up idegroham as nervous breakdown because that is 100% not what that means
what does it mean please educate us
It’s like when you get pissed the fuck off and snap
Related: this is under no circumstances what i wanted to say
It means neurotic little shit

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fravery:

Stargazing.
Daniel Ablitt

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marlynnofmany:

prokopetz:
That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, y’know.
It’s basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is “it’s a displaced parent/child bond”.
The trouble is, cats aren’t naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats aren’t descended from European wildcats. They’re descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colony’s kittens communally.
It’s often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and that’s totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.
They like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they can’t easily reach on their own.
They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colony’s shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who can’t easily hunt on their own. Indeed, that’s why they kill so much more than they individually need - it’s not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colony’s non-hunting members.
They’re okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.
It’s even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human “kittens”, and your kittens are their kittens.
Basically, you’re going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.
This all makes me very happy to know.

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elalmadelmar:

Hot take: at the end of the day, privilege is a material, measurable phenomenon. We identify privilege when we identify that the privileged group, taken as a statistical block, experiences a range of particular improved outcomes versus the overall population average.
Whenever I see people talking about whether or not trans men experience male privilege, I see them talking about hypotheticals and anecdotes. “What if a trans man who has had….” or “well this one trans guy I know has said he…” Privilege isn’t about a trans man or some trans men. Does the population of trans men experience this?
Pointing at individuals to argue against the disprivilege of groups is nonsensical. Alice Walton is worth US$101 billion; her fortune does not disprove the overall economic subjugation of women. Stephen Hawking was a household name, and remains easily recognizable years after his death; his prominence does not disprove the overall public marginalization and invisibility of disabled people.
When you’re talking privileges, you’re talking the concrete aggregate experiences of real people, not the demographic equivalent of a perfectly spherical cow in a vacuum. That’s what your hypothetical fully passing trans man who has had all possible surgeries is; he has no inconvenient biology, he has no social ties to his previous life, he has no history, and he ultimately has no material reality. And somehow, he gets treated as though if he can be admitted into the patriarchal class of the privileged, then that must be the ultimate truth of the transmasculine experience.
Perfectly Passing Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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