A vampire walks into McDonald’s and orders the BTS meal. She sits down and starts eating it and then screams and transforms into a bat in front of everyone, causing mass hysteria and rumors to circulate.
BTS has to issue a public statement that the BTS meal at McDonald’s will not turn you into a bat but the vampire keeps doing it at different McDonald’s locations across the country.
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”
just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like “he has underwater skunk herpes” and they give the guy a new butthole and he’s cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
this picture conveys an emotion that doesn’t exist
He’s entrusting you with whatever power the gear holds, But not by choice. Circumstances and issues have arose that can only be resolved if you are the holder of this artifact. His face is screwed up with concern, light anger, a held-back sorrow. In the coming days he will learn of the fruition of your actions, but for now it is a guessing game. Make him- and the world, proud
