There were about 75 million people who voted for Kamala Harris. There are 74 million kids under 18 in the United States, and about 11.7 million undocumented immigrants. There are about 12.7 million green card holders in the US (so they’re legal permanent residents, but not citizens).

That’s 173.4 million people who we know for certain could not have possibly voted for Donald Trump. So no, not all Americans voted for or deserve Trump. There were more Harris voters than the total population of some countries!

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever read

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

The closing scene is really sad until you remember they’re going upstairs to eat lasagna

Actually Dr Al-Hashimi is the perfect representation of a woman, especially woman of color, who had to work her ass like no one else, making sure she "follows every protocol" bc she would be blamed like no other man, especially white (looking at you Robby) if she makes a mistake

She has to fight for respect. Fight for people to listen her ideas. Especially this "perfect" white boy who absolutely sure he's all knowing in this hospital

Robby is good man. But show perfectly in season one and in just this one episode showed his misogyny and racism he can't even see bc it's not like he wants them dead or not working, right? But he doesn't respect them like men around him and his judgement always clouded by this spike of misogyny