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An Artsy Salty Fish

@salt-pile

Liv, she/her, Pisces. I like to draw as a hobby. This started out as just an art blog, but then it began to morph into a Splatoon blog last year. The icon is drawn by me, and the banner image is a screenshot from the Chill Season 2023 trailer.

Good evening! Here are my two 100x battle wins for Team Milk Chocolate (the first one occurred last night and the second one occurred about an hour ago). To the teams I had played with for these encounters, thank you.

Will Milk Chocolate win the Splatfest rerun? Probably not (we were last at halftime we would have needed a miracle to make a comeback from that), but at least I didn’t end this Splatfest empty handed this time around.

Anyways, the 3 10x battles that caused the 2nd 100x battle encounter are under the cut:

Ever since she made it to the surface, Lila’s favorite morning pastime has been watching the sun rise. Coral, despite not being a morning person (most inklings aren’t), will join her on occasion.

(Side note: this was originally meant to be posted on 4/8 day, but I had to postpone finishing this piece because a few of my Copic markers dried out)

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What if the Big Bill Hell’s ad got interrupted by this?

Also, *boop*

Another update on how this Splatfest is going for me. I got 2 more 100x battle encounters: a loss against Team Keyboard on Hagglefish Market. . .

And this roughly 30 minutes later:

And I got these battles without any festival shells on my end (heck I don’t even think I encountered a 10x battle since the first 100x battle win).

I won a 100x battle for Team Guitar just before halftime (I couldn’t get the float pictures taken before the new report though since the 100x battle ended like 2 minutes before the halftime report so enjoy these float pics post-halftime)

The 10x battle wins that led to this match are below the cut:

It’s Splatfest time, once again (and finally the NA region gets a regional Splatfest theme that I can conceptualize into a drawing instead of something like days of the week) , so here’s a drawing of my versions of the agents in a band based off the teams I can see them choosing.

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Last poll ended in tie so here is the final vote (sorry for the delay, I've been busy)

It’s actually so funny to me how the previous contest ended the same with me and salt in the end. Let’s see who wins this time :3

If I had a nickel for every time my submission ended up tying with your submission, I would have two nickels: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird how it happened twice.

(Anyways, good luck!)

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