What's My Strategy?

nerugiganon:

flakmaniak:

astraltrickster:

notverybrightraven:

hirosensei:

yvfu:

Yet another post where the ambiguity of whether the poster actually got censored or chose to upload the “you got censored” image makes it significantly funnier.

tendril perversion this, tentacle erotica that, in my day we just called these “kinks”

oathkeeper-of-tarth:

moghedien:

haven’t stopped thinking about the moment when Aylin sees Isobel again and she just makes her eyes stop glowing, tears off her helmet, dismisses her wings, takes one step, falls to her knees

And she makes this face…

smashcut:

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

inaloversquarrel:

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tackypies:

shiptillyoudie:

dead-dove-ble:

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn’t hurt anyone.

Also you should make problematic content for funsies. You don’t need to have had trauma or need to be coping in order to explore dark creativity. You can just be a human who wants to explore dark and taboo topics because you want to. That’s completely normal, btw.

Every single person on this planet thinks about dark and taboo things. It’s literally the most normal thing in the world.

Go draw the horror porn and be free.

we should all be more like david cronenberg and write fucked up stuff. For Funsies

weaselknievel:

it’s fucked man she’s wearing a tardigrade skin coat dude. this is like 1,000,000,001 dalmatians dude

just7frogsinapeoplesuit:

mentohol-blog:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled “hey stupid! the bus is that way!” very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went “this bitch thinks she’s on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom.”

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

For the people in the notes going “why is Boston like this”: a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don’t need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

naamahdarling:

occasionallybirds:

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata)

October 23, 2025

Southeastern Pennsylvania

(Birds safely handled, banded, and released under state and federal permits for research purposes.)

Blue jays get so little respect but they’re such great birds. When cats are pugnacious and spicy and yell a lot, we love them, but when it’s a bitchy blue bird, we call them a nuisance.

Also they’re sincerely just GORGEOUS.

(Source: occasionallybirds)

expressions-of-nature:

by Landscape of the Earth

cuprohastes:

the-actual-ocean:

raccoonpicnic:

:

Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

So, listen, I’m not usually the “did a squid write this” guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren’t dangerous and also aren’t very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

Ocean announcement:

dont worry about it

Squid is made for hugging. Let squid hug baby, tentacled good for hug baby…