Meet the Eukaryotes! The hipest new band that's definitely not an industry plant!

They have names to sign autographs with now :)

looked up and miss girl was sitting on the roof STARING at me. tried to get her with her head right behind the moon but she took off too early!

so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now

milk and pee are just special types of blood. all bodily fluids are. except bile. nobody knows what bile is, just that's it's where the sin is stored

Context: This grown ass police inspector is asking a teenager to resolve a hostage situation for him

tumblr right now

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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This is peak game design

Dont leave this in the tags, prev

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense