The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

heckyeahponyscans:

mysticsybil:

heckyeahponyscans:

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize.  So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

the circle is complete

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wiki-but-made-them-up:

ALT

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beardedmrbean:

Sometimes country girls need to come up with alternate plans

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feyosha:

rumplefuckingstiltzkin:

cafffine:

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

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konigstigerr:

you don’t give up a king just because you lost your queen

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stanzvomit:

innerchildabortionclinic:

Legendary

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philosophybits:

“The best laid schemes of mice and men, go often askew.”

— Robert Burns, “To a Mouse”

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animentality:

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sic-s3mper-tyrannis:

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loveridden1999:

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animentality:

balaclava-trismegistus:

This is the kind of thing you get in a country where medicine has failed both as an institution and as a science

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stellernorth:

haiku of despair

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1-800-horrorfilms:

i think “it takes a village” shouldn’t be just “to raise a child”. we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can’t. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they’re happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

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saanphoenix:

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bumblebeebats:

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand… God FORBID you’re sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn’t HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it’s a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

Meanwhile, the American taking American antihistamines like, “I can’t tell it did anything?”

Unless it’s Diphenhydramine. And that’s the shit that fucks with your head.

#we can’t afford to see a physician but we do get to see the hat man (via @spiders-hth-is-an-outlier)

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