could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

“They say, when you die, he’ll take your soul to live with him for all eternity…”

(Ominous door slamming, distant organ music plays “For I am the lord of the dance said he”)

Kissing girls rules

Kissing girls rules

1. have fun & be yourself

she's outside

she's outside

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

hemlo I come baring gifts!

one of the commissions for the lovely @rarilight c:

I sadly cannot show the others.. NDA and suchs things 🤫😉

hemlo I come baring gifts!

one of the commissions for the lovely @rarilight c:

I sadly cannot show the others.. NDA and suchs things 🤫😉

I caught up on the manga I was reading, so I moved onto this absolutely wild webnovel that I heard about on Tumblr. It's about two closeted trans women who have been best friends since they were kids but aren't out to each other (or anyone). One of them learns about a competition with a $1M prize where cis men ONLY compete to see who can grow the largest breasts via hrt provided by the competition. She signs up for the free HRT but eventually has to come clean to her best friend/roommate when it becomes too hard to hide and she signs up for the competition to protect her friend from this nonsense. But there's also a bounty in the competition for participants to expose trans femmes among them because then that disqualifies the competitor.

I'm now caught up and it's very "come for the satire, stay for the exquisite character drama".

I caught up on the manga I was reading, so I moved onto this absolutely wild webnovel that I heard about on Tumblr. It's about two closeted trans women who have been best friends since they were kids but aren't out to each other (or anyone). One of them learns about a competition with a $1M prize where cis men ONLY compete to see who can grow the largest breasts via hrt provided by the competition. She signs up for the free HRT but eventually has to come clean to her best friend/roommate when it becomes too hard to hide and she signs up for the competition to protect her friend from this nonsense. But there's also a bounty in the competition for participants to expose trans femmes among them because then that disqualifies the competitor.

I'm now caught up and it's very "come for the satire, stay for the exquisite character drama".

Here's some choice excerpts.

wth? I got some 1oz copper bars from this metals merchant and they look to be very poor quality 😞

I'd heard good things about this brand (been around a long time!) but I guess their quality is substandard 😕

I mean what the heck is this, the copper is sealed in an assay and tarnished like crazy...

And support is non-existent, looks like I need to get a clay tablet just to be able to complain 🥀

wth? I got some 1oz copper bars from this metals merchant and they look to be very poor quality 😞

I'd heard good things about this brand (been around a long time!) but I guess their quality is substandard 😕

I mean what the heck is this, the copper is sealed in an assay and tarnished like crazy...

And support is non-existent, looks like I need to get a clay tablet just to be able to complain 🥀

By the way this isn't just a shitpost it's a real product (guess who left the review)

https://www.legboot.com/product/ea-nasir-copper-bullion-bar/

There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL