I don't know either

pixlokita

kristina100000

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

latverianpaparazzi

psychiatrist at arkham asylum talking to the riddler

spitblaze

neenarchive

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

neenarchive

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

hollowboobtheory

dajo42

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

dajo42

before you comment "gym is already scary on its own" consider what the joke of the post is and consider whether multiple thousand people have already said it and consider what you would feel if multiple thousand people just repeated the punchline of your joke at you for years as if they came up with it and consider making a different comment im begging you im fucking begging you

spitblaze

henrykathman

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows

Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

the Guardian

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puc-puggy

"What this tells us is that cows have the potential to innovate tool use, and we have ignored this fact for thousands of years," he added. "It's shocking that we're only discovering this now." There is no suggestion that Veronika's skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow. As the scientists write in the study: "She did not fashion tools like the cow in Gary Larson's cartoon, but she selected, adjusted and sed one with notable dexterity and flexibility. Perhaps the real absurdity lies not in imagining a tool-using cow, but in assuming such a thing could never exist."

sci-the-superb

shopcat

a screenshot of a wikipedia entry captioned "mustang mare and foal with stallion". a dark brown mare stands in a field with her foal with a matching coat, and a light brown stallion stands next to them. the foal and stallion have matching white markings on their faces.

the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place

hope-less-aromantic

my wife (ao3) has left me for battle (gone down for maintenance) and will be gone for all of eternity (15 hours) and I can feel my heart breaking every second she is gone (I have 400k words downloaded and am busy all day)