At my big age I’m somehow still surprised and appalled and scandalized when I’m faced with realities like when you don’t eat you are hungry, and when you don’t sleep you are tired
They like to sleep on the bathroom rug.
At my big age I’m somehow still surprised and appalled and scandalized when I’m faced with realities like when you don’t eat you are hungry, and when you don’t sleep you are tired
Keith only have his hair braided when it's done by lance
*inspired after reading @shatterinseconds (the GOAT) fic like 5 times in a row
english update: all nouns are now inflected according to: gender, age, location, political affiliation, throwability, stealth rock damage taken, cruelty(measure of character), cruelty(measure of softlockability), and whether the noun could realistically be replacedd with a sexay lamp
who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHWRE YOURE SO GLAD TO WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS LOVED EVERYBODY HUGS
You were amazing, Meli. I saw everything up there! Keep going hey?
I'm not going to say anything. These two together are too cute for my sanity
Digital Illustration, 2025 Gorchart
we talk about how if you have breasts you can’t be shirtless in public, but like you can’t even be shirtless in your own home if the people you live with would be made uncomfortable by it, and thats like the base case. youd be expected to get their permission to be topless, where as cis men are just. allowed to do that. isn’t that fucking insane.