- It’s a perfect ending
- No. It’s a perfect beginning.ANASTASIA (1997) dir. Don Bluth, Gary Goldman
Watching Essek beat up Trent with real hardcore dunmancy was so fucking awesome. The one thing that really saddened me in the campaign is that Essek didn’t get to use as much dunamancy as he would’ve if he didn’t have friends to worry about hitting with an AOE spell, so seeing prime evil Essek batting Trent back and forth like a cat toy was REALLY satisfying.
Made while JetBlue played in my face x
Benoit blanc u will always be famous
it’s maybe MORE terrifying to have a dm who will deadass tell you their enemy could one-shot kill you instead of just accidentally finding out
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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
What the fuck who drinks that
it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life
“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.
jin ling is not impressed with his bullshit lmao
“aRe yOu LoOkiNg tO hAvE yOuR leGs bRokEn??” sure jiujiu let’s get you back to bed
and he *is* getting jiujiu back to bed! get manhandled by a teenager, idiot
The image of tiny 13 year old Jin Ling with a fully grown man slung haphazardly over his shoulder as a gaggle of purple-clad cultivators (mostly much older than him) scuttle after him is PHENOMENAL. Truly no one is doing it like Yunmeng Jiang.