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whenimgod:

Maria Skłodowska-Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me

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whineandcheese24:

shamebats:

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they’re dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i’m 19 he’s 18 and the woman at the door didn’t want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i’m still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy’s hand while they play video games. kids aren’t just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we’re addicted to our phones because there’s nothing else to fucking do

I’m sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don’t have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

malglories:

why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

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I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

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😭😭😭

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aggot:

aggot:

writing my own version of heated rivalry but for double luge

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was gonna go into more detail but honestly you get the picture

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stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

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  1. i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

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kingcatnine:

“this is straight yuri” “this is straight yaoi” the world is not going to blow up if you admit to liking an m/f ship. it’s gonna be okay

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bob-artist:

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Brotherhood of The Orb

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evilwizard:

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latinare:

evilwizard:

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

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aufline:

retracts my posting tendril into my body swiftly

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sprinkledsalt:

yeah so it turned out the 2024 election was actually about deciding who would run the federal government–a liberal woman or a raping white supremacist who’d previously tried to overthrow the government–and not about Sending a Message regarding your laundry list of personal grievances and your poser, radical identity. That’s why there have been devastating consequences to letting the insane rapist win and Trump 2.0 isn’t, in fact, just a continuation of the stability you took for granted under Biden with the added bonus of owning da libs like you thought it’d be. womp womp.

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super-lazer-piss:

When you’re driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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jessebloom:

trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?

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peachdoxie:

I love it when characters have some kind of weird bond between them. Psychic bonds, telepathic links, empathy links, soul bonds, and whatever else. What if you were always aware of the people you loved? What if you could feel their presence in a way beyond the five senses? What if they could never fully hide themselves from you? What if you could never fully hide yourself from them?

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