update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

my favorite boxer-turned-priest

This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.

episode recaps; 1️⃣ 2️⃣

I had some trouble parsing this headline at first so just in case anybody else is confused, Zohran Mamdani is not personally transitioning to female. Instead, he's announced that all non-female boroughs of New York City will be forced to transition. The Bronks, Womanhattan and Staten Vagina will be given 100 days to comply. No real surprise here if you've been watching Fox.

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

I hope they choose a new person to be me tomorrow I kinda don’t feel like doing it

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

cats loafing on glass have NOTHING on him... astounding