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Round #4 — Match 8 of 13

Anders

“He's literally been it all. Grey Warden, Medical Doctor, trained in one of the most taxing forms of magic taught in the Circles, abomination, activist, bitch, cannibal, mentally ill. Everything (and more!) Solas can do, Anders did FIRST. And second. First and second at the same time. That's how ultimate he is as a character, he bends the laws of time. Suggested listening to truly understand him is Bitch by Meredith Brooks. I'm only kind of kidding. Trust me.”
“you can read him as heroic, monstrous, tragic, manipulative, desperate, or all of the above, and that’s why he sticks. da2’s story doesn’t work without him, and he’s the kind of character you’ll argue about forever, which is basically the highest compliment in dragon age.”

vs. Warden Amell

“i love amell because the origin starts with tower politics and templar pressure and then suddenly you’re out in the real world like “oh cool, everyone hates mages AND i’m a national hero now.” also i’m sorry but the idea that the chantry snatched up like five amell siblings because the family kept producing mages is so darkly funny in a “wow thedas is awful” way.”
“warden amell is such a satisfying protagonist pick because the backstory is doing double duty: you’ve got the circle experience (restriction, surveillance, that constant low-grade dread) and you’ve also got this offscreen family history sitting in kirkwall like a landmine. so when da2 is happening in the background, it’s not just “another city”, it’s technically your extended family’s mess too. and i like that it’s not played as some grand chosen destiny thing - amell can be a talented mage, sure, but a lot of it is just circumstance and endurance: you survive the tower disaster, survive ostagar, and then keep surviving. vote amell for the mage origin angst, the hawke cousin connection, and the sheer audacity of a circle kid accidentally becoming one of the most important figures in ferelden.”

Last time i went to rednote it filled me with such primordial rage i'm afraid to go on there again. It matches the location by IP ofc and i don't curate the algorithm enough so my fyp is unfiltered generalized slop and also full of russianbu exchange students and just tourists being obnoxious and lookist borderline sexually harassing blonde 15yos and posing in military uniforms with russian flags and riffles drop the bomb drop the bomb now please im begging

Waning Moon Officer Yin Yu as The Ferryman Charon from Hades game

He’s got a shovel instead of an oar but eh that doesn’t matter

there’s a bit in the second shelved by genre episode on promethea where they talk about this phenomenon where a work will want to say something about, for example, misogyny but will then spend most of the narrative focused on the perpetrators instead of the actual victims and no amount of happy endings for the female characters where they’re finally free of misogynistic men will make up for the fact that this is a narrative that wants to say something meaningful about misogyny but is still mostly focused on men. which i wish there was a general term for because it’s so useful and can apply to so many stories, one of the biggest culprits of course being any usamerican media about The Horrors of War that mostly focuses on its own soldiers and not the people they’re there to brutalize

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

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