⭐️But He Never Leaves, He Doesnt Know How

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
catboybiologist
sandmandaddy69

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alamuts-lair-of-madness

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

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wanderrealms

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

alamuts-lair-of-madness

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

wanderrealms

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

alamuts-lair-of-madness

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

solar-system-trapeze

could have mochi for dessert


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mrcloudyfun

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

alamuts-lair-of-madness

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You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD

catboybiologist
druid-for-hire

There's this sort of anthropomorphizing that inherently happens in language that really gets me sometimes. I'm still not over the terminology of "gravity assist," the technique where we launch satellites into the orbit of other planets so that we can build momentum via the astounding and literally astronomical strength of their gravitational forces, to "slingshot" them into the direction we need with a speed that we could never, ever, ever create ourselves. I mean, some of these slingshots easily get probes hurtling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour. Wikipedia has a handy diagram of the Voyager 1 satellite doing such a thing.

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"Gravity assist." "Slingshot." Of course, on a very basic and objective level, yes, we are taking advantage of forces generated by outside objects to specifically help in our goals. We're getting help from objects in the same way a river can power a mill. And of course we call it a "slingshot," because the motion is very similar (mentally at least; I can't be sure about the exact physics).

Plus, especially compared to the other sciences, the terminology for astrophysics is like, really straightforward. "Black hole?" Damn yeah it sure is. "Big bang?" It sure was. "Galactic cluster?" Buddy you're never gonna guess what this is. I think it's an effect of the fact that language is generally developed for life on earth and all the strange variances that happen on its surface, that applying it to something as alien and vast as space, general terms tend to suffice very well in a lot more places than, like... idk, botany.

But, like. "Gravity assist." I still can't get the notion out of my head that such language implies us receiving active help from our celestial neighbors. They come to our aid. We are working together. We are assisted. Jupiter and the other planets saw our little messengers coming from its pale blue molecular cousin, and we set up the physics just right, so that they could help us send them out to far stranger places than this, to tell us all about what they find out there.

We are assisted.

And there is no better way to illustrate my feelings on the matter than to just show you guys one of my favorite paintings, this 1973 NASA art by Rick Guidice to show the Pioneer probe doing this exact thing:

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"... You, sent out beyond your recall,
go to the limits of your longing.
Embody me.
..."

Gravity assist.

ambrosial-sunshine

For the painting especially there’s a beauty in depicting some of our most advanced technology as synonymous with the most ancient. Very few people throughout history have had the privilege of seeing the face of Jupiter but many would recognize the sling thrower immediately.

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karabastard

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bl0ated-corpse

ok my white ahh absolutely does this but it’s 1000% for comedy purposes. Censorship is bad when it’s done from necessity but sometimes making goofy ass into goofy ahh is slightly funnier

chilewithcarnage

it's not funny. I hope this helps.

apologieslogan

it's not funny. it's AAVE that you are using incorrectly like white people always do.

also it's very telling how white people hear regular words Black people use every day and go "hahah I don't know what that means but it sounds funny so now i'm gonna use it!!" like jesus fucking christ