you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says “sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal” and leave for a week
not to be art snob guy but everyone knows that the Mona Lisa isn’t the most valuable painting in the world cause he painted the woman so “beautiful” right. Like I just saw someone compare another painting (that was good!) but go this one should be celebrated as much as the Mona Lisa, look how beautiful it is- okay you know that’s not why tho right.
Da Vinci stepped into a realm of anatomy and technique that no-one had ever done before. He Mastered light in a time where they were just painting the background and the subject the exact same focus.
What we understand about aperture, perspective, the human eye- Da Vinci was utilising before the scientific community even knew what a retina did. Do you understand how Crazy that is.
He invented a 3D stereoscopic picture in the 1500s. It would take two more centuries before physicists even arrived at the concept of stereography.
Do you understand how much math that is. A lot of fucking math man.
And I’m not even talking about colour or texture rn!!! He did it so we can’t see the brushstrokes! It would require x-rays to view the work he did.
I just know sometimes people go oh why’s this painting so special- it’s very important to me that you know that the Mona Lisa was like an Atomic Bomb on the Renaissance art community. Almost EVERY piece of art you view today you could track it’s influence back to what da Vinci did.
Like other art deserves its time in the spotlight, of course, but you know we didn’t all gather around one day and go this lady is the prettiest this painting shall now be the Best. It’s the most valuable painting in the world because..,. Well because it’s the most valuable painting in the world.
Do you understand
how much math that is. A lot
of fucking math man.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)
My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read
