[Monika Please Interact]

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dumbpuppyfag

another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch

dumbpuppyfag

"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?

dumbpuppyfag

"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?

dumbpuppyfag

"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead