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Did you see the Midnight Channel last night? 📺

Baby's first cross stitch, now with the matt, frame, and all the details finally, finally done. The last image is to show the slight bubble of the tv screen

CROSS STITCH???

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

Op your brain. You are 1 million percent correct. This is canon.

A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.

english, late 16th century, at the cooper hewitt

@lurking-latinist, don’t hide this in the tags!

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

the moon is literally my favourite circle

OOH THATS A REALLY GOOD PICK!

YESSSSSS

amazing. brilliant.

that is so cute

unending peace and joy....

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! Circles are joyful and whimsical!

800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant.

usual reminder that i am on blusky and I post there specifically like I used to on 2013 twitter

i know i should probably post more calligraphy content on there but I'm mainly just using it for dishwashing thoughts

#OHHHH MY GODDDD THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME OUTTTTTT#incredible 10/10

there is a followup to clarify my point

additional thought, puck drops are some of the most alpha posturing ass bullshit one can experience in the modern realm of sport

felt like painting & accidentally squoze out wayyy too much yellow so I found a spare foam board and decided to wash it yellow and figure it out from there. but whats actually happened is im kind of enamored with the Big Searing Yellow Slab in my room and ive decided im not in a huge hurry to paint over it

idk if my phone automatically color grades photos but *i* personally did not edit it. #mysearingyellowslab 😊❣️

@teaboot

I legit love the slab and think it sends an important message about the purpose and fulfillment of art