the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
Thank you for the clarification
Cop just walked into this Chinese place and was like im here for pickup and pointed to the "we exercise the fourth amendment" sign and said "these losers [ICE] bother you at all?" like even the cops are bothered with them
Extremely funny post but even more relevant tags (via @egberts)
My type of party
im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin
HUH?!
my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.
whats the best cuss word
100 percent it's "dipshit", most perfect combination of words ever
dicksneeze, knucklefucker, cocksock, assmunch, dickweed, etc
come on Mar you're better than "dipshit"
you sound like an episode of hazbin hotel
trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)
Jeb!
In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after going down a mathematical rabbit hole trying to calculate how much semen would be required to exceed the capacity of their home town's storm drain system. Their expertise isn't less real for how it was acquired. I can only assume they have a fake answer lined up when job interviews ask what inspired them to get into the field, because can you imagine.
The best thing about new zealand english is we get to pick and choose what we like from american english and british english.
The bad thing is that sometimes we choose wrong.
Like. Americans have fries and chips vs brits have chips and crisps. Both valid.
Here? We have chips and chips.
Youd think it'd be fine and that you can figure out which one a person is talking about from context but trust me a good percentage of the time you cannot. And often the person will try to differentiate them by clarifying they meant "Potato chips" only for them to realise a second later that both chips are made from potatoes
I shouldn't make fun but that last part is DEEPLY hilarious to me
Baba is flip... no.... i will save her.
been playing a bit of baba is you ltely..... fun game i like
aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?
