notmusa:

its so bad. its really really bad

hunchback tiny mouth zap fart

it doesnt even look like its jumping, its falling upwards. it tripped on a rock. its arms are the entire wrong shape, erupting out of its chest like a t rex. its snout is…… just wrong in the most uncanny way

robot-roadtrip-rants:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

OP: Look at the ‘fire-butterfly’ we managed to film. The picture really doesn’t do its beauty justice. (cr 鸟王艾雅康，观鸟景jhin，生态摄影阿博特，毕强，Sjxxphotograph，Fische，鱼摆摆，Shanalotte，冰鹡鸰）

I love this Chinese guy who is so excited to show everyone this really cool bird. This is why the internet was created, so we could show strangers on the other side of the world cool things we know about. Xie xie <3333333

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pristinanomine:

Kate Beaton keeps being an icon

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gyrovagi:

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

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rockpapertheodore:

gaycism:

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theinternetarchive:

theinternetarchive:

print disabled access and the internet archive

to access books on the IA that have lost public rights (aka most of them) all you need to do is this:

Request to Verify Eligibility for Free Ebooks for the Print Disabled

Do you have a disability that interferes with reading printed text? Please fill out this form to get qualified for our program for print-dis

Google Docs

fill out this self-reporting form, where it asks if you have a disability and are thus eligible for print disabled access.

what this form asks is if you have ever had accommodations during schooling, if you are mentally ill, have a physical disability, etc. and you submit it and in a few days you get access.

they do not ask for any sort of documentation or information, just say ‘i’m disabled’…they want to give it to you.

This isn’t stealing disabled resources or whatever btw. It’s a loophole they came up with after a lawsuit a few years back that said books couldn’t be publicly available to everyone (for copyright reasons). They want you to exploit this system because they wanted things to be free in the first place. The only downside is you can’t download pdfs directly and to download the epub you need conversion software. The in browser reader is really manageable tho ! Especially with an archive.org account where you can bookmark/list/favorite.

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hauntedhunted:

fromhersoul:

kiss this babey

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yokowan:

pronouncingitwang:

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, “hm, this doesn’t look thick enough. maybe i’ll let it go for another 10 minutes.” this is the devil speaking. it’s only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think “this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid.” this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

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notmusa:

actualjoy:

House

this book is much shorter than last time i read it

g00seg1raffe:

hostilemakeover:

shutyourmoustache:

Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan

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