25 - he/him - I’m a neurotic, queer-coded comic relief character from a shitty 2000’s sitcom. This is my main account, my side blog for art is @sbonk

mockeryofnature:

omgitzlongdennis:

malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO

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christinaroseandrews:

nudityandnerdery:

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This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time:
1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story.
2. Always tie up loose ends.
3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things.
4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant.

Seriously this guy knows how to write.

acemingo:

putridghost:

hymnism:

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making a collection

Wait I have more

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tara-the-star:

i love the phrase ‘i dont go here but…’ like you’re so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn’t go here

kenstewdivorce:

People on tumblr are like “I’m handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you” but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we’re just standing in the alley going “ayup” at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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mumuraga:

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The Pitt (2025)

syrenki:

i display toxic masculinity too but no one cares since i’m a woman

smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

To this day I still don’t believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That’s a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

The defining feature of tumblr is not “the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible”, it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

evilscientist3:

sci fi is when it’s called a “mission” and fantasy is when it’s called a “quest”

hypotenussy:

guy stuck in a timeloop who says “speedrun strats” out loud every time they discover a new weird thing they can do that leads to a good outcome while also making them look completely insane to everyone else in the vicinity

mint-swirl:

hellmurderisland:

hellmurderisland:

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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#me with gob #me with shmilk

slogans for the upcoming orc election

raychleadele:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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Wake up babe new unexplainable horrors dropped

What horrors? The JuMBOs are clearly friends.

(Source: threads.com)

easel-eisel:

watching a show and it references a film so now i watch the film to understand the show and the film references a book so i need to read the book to understand the film and the book references another older book and now i need to understand everything that is unknown to me

punk-rocking-nerd:

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seravph:

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

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averagefairy:

Is there a name for uhhh… how you spend years picturing your adult life a certain way but then by the time you’re actually grown up the world has changed so much that the adulthood you dreamt of no longer exists