4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

childe is like jonathan bailey for straight female genshin fans

Hello Teyvat!

My name is Childe, and today, I am going to roast myself with a diss track. Fuck, I just hydro’d myself in the fa–okay, let's– let's do this.

A month without harbinging, he comes back with a kill

That no one even commissioned him in, he’s not a challenge to kill

So prepare for an attack, and by that I mean Childe

'Cause this harbinger’s 'bout to get dragged by his ginger fringe

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

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