Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”

my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that

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Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: European Robin

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@robinparravel

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

“…If I can’t even raise these PETS how will I EVER prove I can be a GOOD MOTHER so Kara will MARRY me and START A FAMILY!?!?!”

LITERALLY

Caine I don't think he likes it

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

I've been too busy to resume playing ZA (everything was back to back to back and I'm still dead) but I'm gonna be honest?

I thought the red-and-whiteblond haired coffee truck person was genderflipped just like Paxton/Harmony and Urbain/Taunie. They're actually two people?

Bubble is not really a good boy...

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

everyone thinks the beta in ao3 means it’s still being worked on but no one’s stopped to consider that that’s just it’s role in Omegaverse

There are 3 realizations you make at the gym.

The first realization is that your body hurts, and the weights you're trying to push away from it are heavy.

Second realization is that there are no weights in your hands at all. They are not real. Nothing is heavy. You're just extending your hands forward.

The third realization is that you, too, aren't real. Your arms aren't extending in front of you at all. You're not at the gym. You're a gay little animal person living in an island. You wile away your days fishing and gardening, and buying new decorations for your house. You have cookouts with the other denizens of the island, and even a summer festival. You lead a life of love and safety for 100 years, and then gently pass away in your sleep, at which point of the rest of the island animals carry you up the small mountain on the island, in a casket filled with flowers. They take turns sharing their memories of you and consoling one another about your passing. They lower you into the ground slowly. down and down.

Down

And

Down

But why are you still here?

Why are you seeing all this?

But is this really okay? Are you really dead?

No.

No, you're not dead. Your blood rushes through your body. You're alive. Things are heavy again. Your body hurts again.

Time for the next rep.

Please I can't find the original artist that portrayed this crying gurgling Caine thing for the first time

I just want to thank them for gifting me this headcanon, but I can't find the artist anymore HHHH

EDIT: FOUND THEM @willosword

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.