“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”
Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.
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“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”
Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.
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Brutus is when you text your bf
“Hey sweetie are you ok?”
And he replies “yeah. Just tired. Got a lot on my mind”
And you ask “Like what? And he says "it’s not important” and you write back “if it’s important to you it’s important to me” and he writes nothing so you write “you’re important to me” and he writes back “thanks <3” and you let the matter drop because you don’t want to be clingy, and then you find out the next day he assassinated a senator.
Hamlet is your ex who vaugebooks a concerning status so you message him “hey, u ok?” And he leaves you on read for two days and you see him typing for a super long time but he just says “no” and then without you saying anything he types an hour later “leave me alone” and then “I miss you” and then you find out he killed your dad.
Consider: Romeo would be out of the room more, but he might sexile you. Hamlet would never shut up but might help you write a philosophy or psychology paper.
Both are equally likely to randomly kill someone and get expelled but sneak back in to the dorm anyway.
My boyfriend is playing Laertes and he advertised the show by posting, “Come see me scream a lot and then die.”
Anonymous asked:
It wouldn’t be my choice, but it certainly is a way that some people deal with very stressful situations, so it’s definitely not beyond the scope of imagination. It does change the interpretation of Claudius planning to poison him with wine– that he sees that as an easy way to get at Hamlet in his point of weakness.
Hamlet as written has an interesting relationship to alcohol. I think it’s worth noting that CLAUDIUS is said to drink and party a lot, which Hamlet looks on with disdain. It is very possible, though, that Hamlet could begin to take on the trait he dislikes so much about Claudius *after* witnessing the ghost– the play does draw many parallels and forced comparisons between Hamlet and Claudius, and this could be one of them.
And he expresses his physical disgust with the ‘bloat king,’ who certainly seems to be a physical manifestation of sin and greed. So if anything, Claudius most likely abuses alcohol (though he could just occasionally drink but still offends Hamlet by the contrast to his own father). That doesn’t necessarily mean that Hamlet doesn’t, though. Hamlet is always doing things that disgust him and an addiction out of his control could be in-character.
When I played Hamlet, my Horatio and I agreed that when Claudius offered Hamlet wine during the duel, I would play it like, “Dude, why would I want wine while fencing? What a horrible idea?” Like OF COURSE my lush stepdad is offering around alcohol. But that’s mainly because this is a modern-day setting where it would be incredibly weird to drink alcohol to quench thirst during a sports match. Of course back then it was a lot more common. But yeah, my version of Hamlet develops a strong aversion to drink the same way he does the other pleasures of the body, such as sex, all of which he relates to Claudius.
Claudius is always related to the physical and bodily throughout the play, grossly so. By contrast, his brother, King Hamlet, by virtue of being dead, is all spirit. (In fact, when he describes his death by poison, it’s incredibly grotesque and graphic verse.) Just as Claudius’ words cannot fly up to heaven, so too is Claudius firmly grounded in the earthly and physical. Hamlet stands somewhere in the middle. He is disgusted with his own too, too sullied/solid flesh and his own baser inclinations, but he is fascinated with thoughts of the spirit and the soul. So yes, I could see alcohol use fitting into this interpretation, though I took the opposite approach in my own portrayal!
I feel like people often misconstrue the famous “To be or not to be” speech in context of the bigger show. There’s more to it than the first few lines. I feel like I often see it interpreted as being this big moment where he contemplates suicide, but the thing is, this scene is in Act 3 of the play. He’s already been through a lot. This cannot be the first time Hamlet contemplates suicide, especially given the first soliloquy (”O that this too, too solid(sullied) flesh would melt/ Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!/ Or that the Everlasting had not fixed his canon ‘gainst self-slaughter!”) From the very start of the play, before even witnessing the ghost, he’s been longing for the release of death.
What’s special about “To be or not to be” isn’t that he contemplates suicide, it’s that he contemplates the ramifications of suicide, the consequences beyond just the fact that it is forbidden. It’s someone who has longed for death wrangling with the idea that death might be even worse than life. “To be or not to be” is essentially, kind of the first time in this play he’s thought about wanting to NOT die. (Remember when he told Horatio, “I do not set my life in a pin’s fee” before seeing the ghost, or when he joked to Polonius about how willingly he would part with his life?)
Yeah, the first bit of the speech is him talking about death lovingly as a sleep, a rest, but then he realizes that if death is a sleep, he may still ‘dream’– experience an afterlife that is more like a nightmare than anything restful. The whole second half refers to the terror of ‘the undiscover’d country from whose bourn no traveller returns.’
Hamlet has recently seen the ghost of his beloved father, who is sadly doomed to walk the earth because he was murdered before he got a chance to pray and have his sins forgiven, so he’s unable to go to heaven. He seems lonely and Hamlet expresses pity and concern for him (”Alas, poor ghost!”) and promises to remember him. How could he not remember his father’s miserable end now– and for someone who just wants to end it all, what could be more terrifying than being trapped to only half-exist forever? Hamlet already basically feels like a ghost of his former self; he doesn’t want that feeling to last forever.
Yet what if this wasn’t even his father’s ghost but a demon sent to trick him into committing murder or stealing his soul? How can he trust something so impossible, so beyond his philosophy, as a ghost? Now he’s stuck in this place of fear and uncertainty with a nearly-impossible task to do from an uncertain entity. He wants to die, but he’s afraid to die. He’s a big old mess.
It’s also worth noting that this speech is the next time we see Hamlet AFTER he makes the plan to trap Claudius with the players’ performance. He knows that’s risky behavior and could get him in hot water– that Claudius has already sneakily murdered once and could kill him next. Hamlet isn’t sure he can pull off the ghost’s task for him without getting killed, but he thinks this trick could be the perfect first step to make sure that that really was his father’s ghost. If the ghost was telling the truth, then Claudius does deserve to die. This cautious procrastination of his in arranging the scheme with the players directly ties into what he says in “to be or not to be” about how “ enterprises of great pith and moment/ With this regard their currents turn awry,/ And lose the name of action.” He’s talking of fear of death stopping people from accomplishing their goals in general in this moment, not just about whether or not to commit suicide, and about this risky thing he’s about to do.
I asked Tumblr to tell me the things they see as the most essential to Hamlet’s character as I prepare for my own performance. There are a lot of different interpretations out there!
The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.
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