Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

*laying on the floor face down* I'm so cute. I'm beautiful and I love myself

I was having a bad day so I kicked an ant to death on my walk home. Is that really so bad? It was a stray. Nobody even loved it.

Little Seedlings at Work

the g spot is inside the stab wound

thoughts to have while scrolling

“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph

Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:

“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

whatever fucks your boat, girl

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

bad news guys, I just found out that my dreams and aspirations are lofty, which means I have to work hard