Reblogged sophie-baybey
Reblogged plushfaux
hand-me-down tshirt from sonic (he outgrew it a decade ago)
Reblogged sophie-baybey
you know when I was a kid I used to think it was so sad that the adults and authority figures in my life didn't see play as something available to them unless it was to appease a child, like it was some kind of inherently and exclusively juvenile thing, and I chalked it up to inevitability of age, assuming that I too would join the ranks of those afflicted with productivity-obsessed "maturity," and when that didn't start to happen to me, I sure as hell did start to wonder what else I had taken for granted about what it means to be human.
Reblogged coolancientstuff
Iron dagger with gold sheath, uncovered in the Varna District of Bulgaria, Cimmerian, 6th century BC
from The National Archaeological Museum, Sofia
Source: web.tf.uni-kiel.de
Reblogged dragonboywings
naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink
they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink
Reblogged maned-dog
Anonymous asked:
sowwy, i accidentally dropped all your house keys in the sceptic tank >w<
........
You're lucky I have a magnet rod to fish it out of there. As an otter, this is not the normal kind of fishing I enjoy.
Come to think of it, fucking around in a septic tank is almost always on the list of "things I enjoy the least" despite designing them. So thanks, you found the bottom of the list.
Also, you're paying for the replacement key fob for my truck.
Fuckin stupid ass keys going down the stupid ass riser dropped by the stupid ass anon....gonna throw their stupid ass ass down into the stupid ass soup...
Reblogged demilypyro
✨ts yuri beam✨
I love yuri so much, I went and turned my boyfriend‘s sona into a girl :3
X🐈⬛ : @ ghjk4504
Reblogged garbage-empress
nintendo president says they are developing video games
Reblogged sophie-baybey
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
Reblogged perpetuareality
thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
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