I am an agent of pure chaos lol

Say any of these words or phrases stand-alone in the comments below for a surprise: thick, sauerkraut, weasels, mines, toki, ale

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i… am steve
as a child i yearned for the mines
but something always got in the way
but the call of the mines was too strong
so one day, i started digging
and digging
until I found
T H I S