complaining about high maintenance femmes is such a skill issue

when he thinks i’m keeping him tied in my basement for sex but it’s actually just to show him my rock and seashell collection

Don’t ever fuckin vague post about me I need you to push me up against the wall and kiss me about it

But when I say the “wholesome and funny” YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, “gets right” and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual I’m “taking it too seriously”

“It’s not that serious” oh but it issssss because every day we perpetuate the idea that non-conformity of any kind to the white straight middle class standard is inherently immature and gets “left behind” when someone becomes a socially acceptable adult

This idea that maturity is conformity is everywhereeee if you look for even a moment

please stop dodgerolling behind her to stroke her tail and give her ears light pets. she is trying her best to kill you, and it's making her feel funny when you effortlessly ignore her and call her a good girl while playing with her.,.,..,.,..

*laying on the floor face down* I'm so cute. I'm beautiful and I love myself

They invented me so I could be very cold all the time

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

I feel like I've been letting my unkind nature show with more and more regularity as the years have gone by, and yet people somehow treat me as if they like me... more?...

It's been a long time since I had an incident where someone tried to cancel me over being impolite. Yet I've certainly not gotten less impolite. So I wonder what happened. Has my established reputation for biting comments and sarcasm simply filtered out everyone who doesn't take kindly to such a personality? But I'm gaining new followers and new professional contacts all the time. I can't explain it. It certainly doesn't feel like I've become less prone to snide remarks. So what's the deal...

I can't figure this out.

okay question to people who've read my love life with lycanthropy: is it obvious that Mia and Caroline are trans in the story?

It's kind of hard to make it obvious without being blunt in a way that might be distracting (using real world terminology/having mia say some shit like "just like you, I wasn't always a woman")

I will say that in episode 2 it will be extremely obvious that caroline is trans.

pov you're a random entity come to bother the local human. proceed with caution

@paper-mario-wiki

Important tip! Sometimes we should let posts about Black people... Stay about Black people.

I understand that it's often from a place of attempted sympathy and good intent! Nonetheless.

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

Feel free to squeeze his muscles, he doesn't bite

RUB HIS BELLAY!!

@spicymotte

"Rings" by ND Stevenson

My absolute favourite comic journal by Stevenson. Made me cry my eyes out. Even when I can't articulate it, it gets to the core of what I think love is.