I don’t have headcanons, I have a head arsenal. Not that I can use it.
Throw asks about my ideas at me to get me to think about writing more.
my writing: writing that is mine
my ideas: posting main ideas of outlines
keep on keeping on: updates on progress
cue the queue: queued posts
my lack of writing: not writing by complaining about writing
the holy subtexts: theory posts about various fandoms
tw: puns: punderful jokes
i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was
a lil muddy, mostly
i mean. she’s a writer, she’s got a very similar hairstyle. she’s also got a little bit of Seele in there with her purple bow/scarf/choker thing and two toned hair. also pela and welt have a new glasses friend yay
this is just a guess on lore but it seems like she’s the one responsible for the simulated Aha on Planarcadia. hmmmmmm potential new fav acquired
castorice x firefly confirmed? casfly mentioned in canon??? hello?
(not really it’s just Stelle naming the chimeras Cas has befriended)
anyway CANON CONFIRMATION CONFIRMED
look i’m not addicted to rarepairs, i can stop anytime
These two fire extinguishers at my work
Had to draw them
They share the highs and the lows.
Huntr/x posting a 'workout with me' video, but they forget they are demon hunters so they post the wildest workout routine known to man, and they start seeing comments and posts like
"travel to the er with me after attempting huntr/x's work out video"
"i survived huntr/x workout video (barely). here's my story"
"i swear i saw rumi guiding me to the light after my huntr/x workout attempt"
"how many times do i need to throw up before i stop?"
Mira: “Let’s start with a quick warm up stretch” and proceeds to stretch in a way even contortionists would struggle with
Zoey: “Some basics I used to do in school back in the States” which is basically military bootcamp complete with 100 push ups, pull ups, one handed push ups, laps, and the infamous rope climb
Rumi: “We’ll start with some simple cardio followed by weights” and her routine is thirty minutes at a full sprint on the treadmill, a further fifteen on the “mountain hill” setting on the upright bike, then weight training that culminates with deadlifting 250lbs
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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