we must invent a way to access the 3 beers mindset while having 0 beers

Job getting in the way of listening to music

What the fuck is wrong with me that I thought this meant Job from bible? I’ve never seen a “Job’s revenge” post ever before and for some reason it was still my default assumption

Last night was a tubi original

it's been like 2 years since he posted this video and I still randomly think about it

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

i need to type with more of an accent

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

Pirate Buddha delegating administrative tasks

@scrumbobabyonline it isn’t true it isn’t true it isn’t true it isn’t true it isn’t true.

A story is true, a story is untrue. As time extends it matters less and less. The stories we want to believe... Those are the ones that survive

my disdain for cigarettes is really conflicting with my incessant need to reblog art of mean women smoking

we need to invent a new thing that characters can do to look self-assured but a little world-weary

we've found it. everybody draw women playing mahjong

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

art moodboard

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

marriage would be improved by being an elaborate fetish fantasy instead of a legally enshrined institution used to leverage social and financial capital

Interestingly: if we lived in a world where marriage was an elaborate fetish fantasy, we would have romantasy books where it’s not just a fetish fantasy but a legally enshrined institution used to leverage social and financial capital

i logged in tonight on tumblr because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with your mutuals, you want the rest of the life to start as soon as possible