my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

what species are they? sorry I stacked them

i think it's so fucking cool when characters have heterochromia. idk if this is a common sentiment anymore but back in like 2019 it was sort of associated with preteens making their "mary sue god of everything wolf hybrid" ocs but first of all if you think that's a problem in the first place You Are A Tar Pit and second of all two eye colors is just undeniably sick as fuck. a win for indecisive people everywhere. and for color symbolism people also. it's just a win all around tbh

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

Here’s some fossilized coral.

Endurance

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Another piece from my twt @foxenabler ! Ty for all the love on my jerejean painting :,)

Mohja Kahf, “Most Wanted”, Hagar Poems

ALT

ive heard of em

heard shuffling noises at 1 AM. turned on my camera. saw this. still not convinced this is a dog

Art by Vadim Koval

everyone, every day

abi.toads

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:

thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!

Dew - 13/30

Sketch and process video below

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WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

#mybal

wake up babe, new "I do not grasp the concept of moderation" image just dropped

www.dawningcrow.com

Hey holy shit

you were the song that i’d always sing,

you were the light the fire would bring.

I'm SO excited! You may have seen my last set of 18 posters, and now I present set 2!

For those who don't know, these are workplace posters from a fictional government agency that deals with the supernatural called the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy. It's become an interactive unfiction world - check out my pinned post for more information!

All of these posters are available in my Ko-fi shop as 11x17 posters, stickers, buttons and keychains!

You can use these for your own stuff like TTRPG campaigns or print them out, but keep in mind these versions in the post are 50% size so not full quality. If you do use them, consider tipping my ko-fi as linked above!

Official ominous sign(s)

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

can't stop thinking about this

WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU

Mercury
2022

In this essay, I won't.

Fuck you for coming to this TED talk.

do you think ART knows how Murderbot talks about food

(via Ravelry: AMerryweather’s Blanket of British birds)

@blackbloodedisabel

Taking liberties to share images from the maker’s incredible Ravelry project:

and a screenshot of tags identifying the birds:

Yesterday was Punctuation Day. Today, we face the dire day-after event: The Punctuation Purge!

No "choose not to pick" or "see results" option. You have no choice. You must sacrifice a punctuation mark to the Punctuation Purge deities, or else you don't get to see the results. Muwahahahaha.

Sheo's favorite Septim

you wouldn't BELIEVE how small I am. I'm smaller than you could ever imagine. I could take a nap on a single pedal of a dandelion. I could comfortably live in a PEANUT SHELL

Offishal dandelion post

peculiar little savior of Heaven (OC)

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

@xiaq costumed flight someday, perhaps?

Oh I LOVE this.

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

oh jeez i wonder what kody has been up to!

not obsessively drawing nick valentine thats for sure!!!

my cat richard

I dont care if monday's wack, tuesday thursday shark attack, thursday 2 we all wear black, it's friday im in love

Ruff in the jungle bizness (gouache)

The local perfumery has some pretty plants. I named this painting for the Prodigy song!

This will be my postcard print for August and as a bonus for anyone who signs up in September (because I'm late). Join my postcard club on Patreon if you'd like this mini print in the mail - link in my pinned post!!

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What if slightly older Backyard Gang

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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again