my daily affirmation as an author

forbidden knowledge

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

Yes Here Are All The Frames

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

How dare you hide this in the notes

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

happy holiday to those who celebrate

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

Alright guys. As you can see I did have me a bit of a Peter parker Spring. I think I was fully binging fics of him from like...Jan to July. I truly went all in on him actually it was crazy. Then the heat of Summer hit me hard in July and I went on the deepest Jella binge of my life. It was crazy actually. I got my heart ripped out of my chest in a way that actually damaged me for a couple of weeks. (This is your friendly reminder to read the tags of every fic you read EVEN IF IT'S THE SECOND IN THE SERIES AND THE FIRST ONE WAS FINE.) I swear to god it went from sweet heartwarming teenage romance to everyone i love dying graphically while the narrative repeatedly beat all the survivors for daring to care about each other.

Death before inaction is a fucking spectacular fic that I think everyone even mildly interested in spiderman should read. In short it involves a mcu age difference accurate Peter Parker still doing his spiderman thing but way earlier in the timeline, like before Cap even comes out of the ice, and being a long suffering parentified mentor figure the other heros. It's a wonderful exploration of Peter Parkers core personality and a fascinating fuckery of age roles.

Creche to command I've already recommended a few times but truly if you like my writing you'll like this fic.

@ericaschall is a wonderful podficer, whose voice and tempo are so soothing to me. I've been relistening to her cover of Rough Day for years, like i've truly lost count of how many times. And her soap/ghost fics lulled me to sleep during the long months i was working 5am morning shifts and had to be asleep by 8pm. She is lovely and you should check her out.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

And the post of the year goes to.....

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

Alright Girls, Gals, and Gays. Here's the poll I posted about:

Feel free to list your reasoning in the comments or tags. Also please reblog so I can acquire the largest sample size.

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

It's Ace Week!

Week three of Spooky Clonetober is here! Thank you everyone that’s participated so far!

This week our spooky theme is Frankenstein’s Monster and our clones of the week are:

Echo (501st)

Thorn (Coruscant Guard)

Crosshair (Bad Batch)

Dogma (501st)

Or Your clone OC!

Writing prompt:

I got stitched back together as well as they could. They had shaky hands though.”

Or something to do with screws loose!

Have fun, stick as close or a loose to the prompt as you want, and let the spooky vibes run free!

Alrighty we are on to week two! Thank you for those that participated in week one with Vampires!

This week our spooky theme is werewolves and our selected clone for this weeks prompt are:

Wolffe (104th)

Fives (501st)

Wrecker (Bad Batch)

Cody (212th)

Or YOUR clone OC!

Writing prompt for the week:

“Did you just bite me?”

Or something to do with shedding on the furniture!

Have fun, feel free to stick as close or as loose to the prompts as you’d like, be spooky!